Harry Potter Sequels We (Probably) Won't Get to See

Harry Potter and the Order of the Fraggle
Harry Potter and the Flying Toasters of Microsovia
Harry Potter and the Evil Novelty Wind-Up Teeth
Harry Potter and the Beckhams Do Lunch
Harry Potter and the Endless Taxi Queue
Harry Potter and the Waffle House Off I-75
Harry Potter and the Travolta Prophecy
Harry Potter and the Half-Stuck Zipper
Harry Potter: Miami
Harry Potter and the Crippling Student Loan Payments
Harry Potter and I'm Officially Out of Ideas Now