Time Flies

A lot has happened over the past three months. However, as far as this blog is concerned, the only important thing to know is who's been looking at the site over the past three months. So here's the report, thanks once again to our good friends at Google Analytics.

• There were a total of 54 visitors to the site in the last quarter. That's a lot, considering it was all reruns. 37 unique visitors, so plenty of people who decided to take more than one peek.

• 59.26% of visits were new visits, which sounds great except for one thing: how can they possibly give me the percentage to that high a precision if only 54 people visited the site altogether? Is there something you're not telling me, Google Analytics?

• Looks like about 24% of visits came from search engines, which raises another important question: what the hell kind of search query do you have to run to come up with this site? A prize to whoever can come up with the shortest search expression that brings up Drink Moxie on the first page of any major search engine. No cheating.
  

• By far, most visits have been from New York City (19 out of 54), which again would make sense given the sheer size of that city. But that doesn't mean I'm going to neglect the little people in such places as Needham, Washington, Pleasanton, HOTlanta, Baton Rouge, Rio Grande, Gay Paris, and Torino. Special love to my friend from White Marsh who spent a generous 4 minutes on the site. Unfortunately, due to the byzantine way Google Analytics is now set up, I can't figure out where White Marsh is.

• The average time for a visitor on the site was 17 seconds. That means it took people, on average, 17 seconds to realize they were wasting their time.

• New York visitors took an average of 6 seconds, demonstrating once again that they're a little smarter than the rest.