Illegal Incontinence

The people on the news just referred to Lisa Nowak as "the woman charged with driving 900 miles cross-country wearing a diaper." Is that really a crime? Because if they're going to lock us up for that, they might as well start locking us up for singing the Star Spangled Banner, playing baseball and eating apple pie. It sure doesn't sound like the America I know, and I don't want to live in a country where a man or woman isn't free to strap on some absorbent underdrawers and hit the open road. I'm sorry if the nation disagrees.